Lemme Explain....

It was a Friday night, last Friday in fact. It was pissing down with rain and Me, Moses and Haggler were preparing for massive night out in Wokingham. Massive. Anyway, cut a long story short, there is a tree at the end of Hagglers driveway, it's pretty old with knots and stuff on it. As we opened to the front door to greet the taximan, a great thing stood before us. Like the Turin shroud, or statue of the virgin Mary crying blood. Where the rain was running down this tree the water marks made a perfect face. Not any perfect face though, but Lemme from Motorhead. And not just a little bit either, where you have to sort of squint a bit, but 100% Lemme Kilmisters face, right there in wood and water, 8 feet off the ground and about 4 feet top to bottom. It was the highlight of the night, like I said, we were about to go out in Wokingham. Anyway, judge for yourselves. You won't be disappointed!